Monday 27 February 2012

Kau pengampu, aku juga pengampu.

Kita sebagai manusia takkan lari dari mengampu. Ini adalah fakta dan kenyataan berdasarkan kajian oleh aku sendiri. Sebenarnya  bila dengar perkataan "ampu" ni apa yang korang fikir? Atau apa yang terbayang di ruang minda korang?

Adakah; "Ampu? Euww, puhliss lah. Not my style okay." atau "Ampu ni kaki bodek, kaki kipas. Aku cukup meluat dengan orang hat lagu ni. Aku dapat memang lunyai aku bagi.

Okay enough is enough.

Ampu sebenarnya terbahagi kepada 2 bahagian. Satu ampu jenis bangang yang terang lagi bersuluh, satu lagi ampu jenis berhemah dan licik. Bagaimana pula yang dikatakan ampu jenis bangang dan berhemah ni? Okay, teruskan membaca.

Ampu jenis bangang yang terang lagi bersuluh ni kebiasaannya kerap dilakukan oleh orang yang bangang. Dah nama pun ampu jenis bangang ye dak? kehkehkeh. Maksud aku, pengampu jenis ini tidak memikirkan jangka masa panjang dan orang disekeliling asalkan apa yang dihajati dalam ampuannya berada didalam cengkaman dan genggaman. Kebiasaanya dibenci, dikutuk, diherdik dan dihina orang masyarakat sekeliling.

Macam mana tak dibenci oleh masyarakat. Contoh: Situasi 1- Lina kerap berdamping bersama pengarah di syarikatnya sehingga kerja kerja di departmentnya terbengkalai dan bertimbun sekaligus menyusahkan orang bawahannya

Okay, Ampu jenis berhemah dan licik. Pengampu jenis ini memang pandai dan licik. Dia pandai menyembunyikan identiti sebenar dia, bermuka muka dan jika dia salah menggunakan kelebihan yang ada, mahu jenayah kolar putih jadinya.

Pengampu jenis ini mengampu dengan menyiapkan tugasan yang diberikan dengan cemerlang, paling busuk pun dengan baik. Dia akan bertindak terhadap semua arahan yang diberikan. Jika berlaku kesilapan, alasan yang diberikan cukup logik, disertakan pula dengan alibi sehingga pihak yang ingin membantah pun fikir 345678 kali.

Dia juga akan berlaku baik dan ramah terhadap semua staff untuk menampakkan imej baik hinggakan pihak atasan nak marah pun macam segan segan walaupun memang salah. Itu semua adalah strategi pengampu yang berhemah serta licik dan ianya adalah ampuan untuk jangka masa panjang.

Kau pengampu? Aku juga pengampu. Tapi aku bukan pengampu jenis macam kau. Hiks.

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